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“Britney Spears” by Anonymous

So I’m in the Writing Club at school and we got the funniest submission yesterday for the Literary Magazine! I have NO IDEA who wrote this! I mean WHO could ever have written such  a thing?? It was just in the in-box! What a strange COINCIDENCE!! Well, for your enjoyment, I’ll type it up here:

“Britney Spears”
by Anonymous

Britney Spears is great!
For Circus I can’t wait!
December 2nd is the day
That all my sorrow melts away.
I like when Brit
doesn’t wear clothes!
If you hate her,
You’re a ho(s)!
Britney Spears has sexy hair!
But even if she was bald,
I wouldn’t care!
(And she was bald once! LOL!)
If I could, I would marry her
But that’s illegal! DUR!
Her dancing can be provocative,
But it’s my only reason to live!
If Britney wanted me to,
I would eat poo.
If I was a cat, I would purr
Whenever I think about her.
Britney Spears.
Dries my tears.
Eliminates my fears.
I love Britney Spears!

Well, let’s all snap for that ANONYMOUSLY written poem! What a great piece!

Readers, if you have any other poetry or artwork inspired by the great BS, we encourage you to send it in!

I’ve Finally Been Accepted!

Well, who would have ever thought that between Josh and I, that I would get the first college acceptance letter? I’ve officially been accepted to the Savannah College of Art and Design, and have been awarded an Acedemic Honors Scholarship for $8,000 every year! (The only place that I will ever receive an Academic Honors Scholarship will be an art school).

Even though SCAD isn’t my top choice  (it’s probably my third choice) I know that I would be happy at the school and in Savannah. At first I was scared that Georgia would be too hicky and southerny, but I visited it last year and it is a very cute little town that I think I could live in. And having an enormous art school right there obviously brings lots of strage, cultured twenty-somethings.

Getting accepted to a college suddenly fills me with hope and joy. I feel like Sal Piro the first time he saw The Rocky Horror Picture Show, or Elizabeth Berkeley when they told her that she landed the lead in Showgirls.

But it’s not over yet. I’d be happy at SCAD, but I would lovelovelove to go to Emerson. I’ll find out by the 15th of this month. Use The Secret for me, babies.

I have a few apps left over to fill out, and I’d like to wrap all that up by January. It’s crazy to look at my list and know that I’ll end up in either Boston, Savannah, Santa Fe, Hollywood or San Francisco next year. Yikes!

But for now I feel content and proud.

Between this and Britmas, Decemeber is shaping up to be an excellent month!

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