I just wanted to quickly write this post to document for humanity the birth of the acronym that will soon rock the internet, popular culture and facebook statuses. This acronym was created solely by me (Josh) and I just wanted to make a clear record of the date and time I invented this acronym so that I can say, “hey, you that one acronym? I invented it, and here’s proof, BITCH.” I really hope it takes off and becomes as widely used as LOL, OMG, and OMFG, but you know, that’s is all wishful thinking because it’d be hard to become as prolific as those idol acronyms.
The acronym is: HFS
Short for: “HOLY FUCKING SHIT!”
Pronunciation in conversation: Simply “H. F. S.” or the cuter “Hiffs!”
- To preface a statement, indicating it’s emphatic nature. “HFS, why’d you eat all the chips Nomi!”
- To punctuate an already emphatic statement, escalating emphasis. “Britney Spears touched my hand!!! HFS!!!” (Note: in these cases, “HFS” is almost always pronounced “H. F. S.” with emphasis placed on each individual letter for dramatic effect.)
I’d also like to use this opportunity to preview another acronym for you guys– let me know what you think!
The acronym is: GTS
Short for: “Giggles to self”
Pronunciation in conversation: Almost always pronounced as a single word, “gits”.
- A diminutive form of “LOL”, used when something was pretty funny, but not really funny enough to make you laugh out loud. This is more honest and frank than “LOL” most of the time, while at the same time is still complimentary and not too mean. Example: “haha gts.” (Note: due to it’s unemphatic nature, “GTS” is rarely followed by exclamation points.)