Good morning everyone!
And happy holidays! Today is BriEaster, the day that we celebrate the resurrection of Britney Spears’ career after having those two babies. It is marked by the release of Blackout in 2007.
As if that wasn’t that enough reason to celebrate, today is also the day that the “3” video has been released, and personally, I LOVE it!
Please witness it for yourself:
Seriously, I love this video. It features all the things that I appreciate in life: a half naked Britney Spears, seeing Britney Spears grind up on sexy girls and boys, new dance moves performed by Britney Spears, girls hanging on poles, and, most importantly, great cinematography!!
This video features an element common in many Brit vids: cutaways to a sexy Britney dancing/rolling around/touching herself/touching other people. It doesn’t feature any kind of “story” like “If U Seek Amy” or “Womanizer” did, but that’s okay because it’s just a chance to show off how good looking she is.
These are some of my favorite parts, time-stamped for your convenience:
0:05 – LOVE the built in Fantasy advertisement.
0:47 – The second I know that this will be a masterpiece.
0:50 – Oh shit!
0:54 – Look at what she’s wearing!!
1:10 – Josh and I will learn this dance.
1:26 – Dayuuuum!
1:18 – BEST DANCE MOVE EVER!
2:05 – Sexy move. And that dancer has the Hebrew alphabet tattooed around his arm!
2:10 – LOL at her ponytail!!
2:19 – Holla at faux lesbianism!
2:26 – Who is that bitch?! Focus on Britney!
2:31 – Oh wow. That psycho camera work was kind of off-putting.
2:45 – She does a cute little nose scrunch.
3:00 – LOL! Why didn’t she go into acting??