Dear Jive Records,
Congratulations on having the number one artist of all time on your label! I don’t even need to say her name, because we all know who it is. Oh, and good for you for also having Britney Spears.
I was pleased to see that you have selected “Radar” to be the next single from Circus (or should I say Blackout?).
But I was dissapointed to see your chosen cover art:
Jive…you beyond suck at promotion. We have seen this photoshoot sooo many times. (And let’s not even talk about the Circus tour promotion photos. If I see that picture of Brit on the tightrope one more time I will die).
I don’t know if you know this about Britney Spears, but she is a pretty attractive human being. So would it kill you to schedule another photoshoot?? Or at least to use more than the same three picutres that you use over and over?
I will be the first to volunteer to go to her house with a digital camera to take a few thousand more photos that you can use.
You currently have the hottest artists of all time on your label…why not actually do something with her?
PS You’re lucky that I didn’t even get into how you treated Blackout. Because that’s just shameful.