An Open Letter to Jive Records

Dear Jive Records,

Congratulations on having the number one artist of all time on your label! I don’t even need to say her name, because we all know who it is. Oh, and good for you for also having Britney Spears.

I was pleased to see that you have selected “Radar” to be the next single from Circus (or should I say Blackout?).

But I was dissapointed to see your chosen cover art:


Jive…you beyond suck at promotion. We have seen this photoshoot sooo many times. (And let’s not even talk about the Circus tour promotion photos. If I see that picture of Brit on the tightrope one more time I will die).

I don’t know if you know this about Britney Spears, but she is a pretty attractive human being. So would it kill you to schedule another photoshoot?? Or at least to use more than the same three picutres that you use over and over?

I will be the first to volunteer to go to her house with a digital camera to take a few thousand more photos that you can use.

You currently have the hottest artists of all time on your label…why not actually do something with her?



PS You’re lucky that I didn’t even get into how you treated Blackout. Because that’s just shameful.


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