Come out of the closet already!!

This is a message for my sister.

I remember you used to play “Heaven on Earth” all the time on your iPod.

I hear you whenever you sing-along with “Womanizer” when it comes on the radio.

I heard the “Circus” music video playing on your computer last night (and not just once but twice!).

So, stop trying to hide it! Just come out of the closet okay!

You’re a Britney fan and you know it!

Don’t worry about what people will say about you. It doesn’t matter in the end. In the end, you’ll have Britney and that’s all that matters.

Just embrace who you are. It’s a beautiful thing really.

Don’t worry about mom and dad. They’ll support you no matter what. We’ll all love you no matter what you are.

But being honest, I’m not sure what your boyfriend will think. Maybe you should keep it a secret to some people.

There’s nothing to be afraid of.

Be strong.

Your brother,



2 Responses to “Come out of the closet already!!”

  1. 1 jepartyservice December 26, 2008 at 8:17 am

    Josh, emerging from the Britney closet can be a very personal decision. Let’s try to be supportive and not pressure her too much during this delicate time.

  2. 2 jepartyservice January 1, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Who are you? Fucking Dr. Phil??

    (That’s just a joke because I know that you’re actually Elaine)

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