A NEW CLUB AT SCRIPPS RANCH HIGH!

Hi Everyone,

Have you noticed recently that your school days have been unfilled? Unprotected? Are you begging, “gimme more!”, or even “if you seek amy!”?

So have we, Elaine and Josh, and we are determined to fill this void between “not-girl” and “not-yet-woman” at Scripps Ranch High School.

We are proud to announce that in the near future we will be forming the Britney Spears Fan Club, or in short, BS Club.

Club activities will include: Britney promotion activities, a cappella group singing of Britney songs (and hopefully performing them in public places), song lyric debates, discussing the latest Britney news, community outreach, Southern food cookin’, and much, much more my friends! Don’t forget, it’ll also be a great place to eat lunch with like-minded people.

The club is still unofficial. We have yet to find a club advisor and need to complete the paperwork, but we estimate that this will be done by the time winter break starts. The only thing in our way is the administration, but they can’t lawfully censor religious and political views.

I know that I am a Britnocrat and that Elaine is a Britpublican; however, we are overcoming our differences to create this club and then we will have some Presidential debates to elect the first BS Club President (who will then appoint his/her administration, etc.).

If Pokémon can have a club, we can too.

Get it, get it, get it, get it, whoooa,

Josh

P.S. to Bosh readers: Aren’t you sad you didn’t go to high school with US?

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1 Response to “A NEW CLUB AT SCRIPPS RANCH HIGH!”


  1. 1 echomikeromeo December 10, 2008 at 6:49 am

    Am I not your only reader then? Because I totally did.


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Elaine and Josh:

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Elaine:

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Josh:

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