Elaine is away at Girl Scout adventure camp this weekend so she won’t be able to blog for your pleasure.
So I thought I’d be a real friend and blog this whole weekend for her! It’s almost scary that I’m able to do this and be nearly 80% correct with my event facts.
Friday, October 17, 2008
This morning I woke up at 6AM to go to Girl Scout adventure camp. I’m so excited! Mainly I’m excited because I won’t have to deal with my bitchy sister, Meredith, all week! Yay!
It is 6 in the morning though. But I bet Britney gets up at 6 in the morning. How else would she get abs like that? Damn. I wish my workout video (that Josh embarrassingly saw hiding in my drawer) would give me abs like Britney’s. She’s so fine.
The drive up was kind of awkward. I just wish I could rock out to “Womanizer” or “I’ll Love You ‘Till Tuesday”. But I don’t want her to think I’m a freak. What ever would I do if someone thought I was weird? I think that would corrupt my rigid moral values.
Josh better remember to sign me up for the Harvard presentation. I have a strange feeling he forgot. Honestly, the only thing stopping me from going to college is his lazy ass. I’m basically applying to college for him.
If I don’t get into Harvard, I’ll know who to blame.
We just played the license plate game. I saw a plate from Montana. Who the hell lives in Montana?
Your Best Friend,
Elaine Rose Gray ❤ Tim Curry!!!
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Today I saw a boy. And I wonder if he looked at me, he took my breath away.
Sorry Diary, I just had to do that. I miss Britney so much!
This morning me and the gals went kayaking which I surprisingly had a fun time doing despite my general dislike for physical activity and water. Josh tried calling me this morning– I don’t know why. It was probably something really cool and then when I get back to him he won’t remember. So typical.
Tim Curry. Tim Curry. TC.
Elaine Rose Gray Curry. Elaine Curry. Mrs. Elaine Rose Gray-Curry.
Mr. Elaine Curry is Tim Curry.
I love you. Even if you are the voice of an obese cat.
You’re a Womanizer Tim Curry.
Elaine Rose Gray-Curry