ELAINE is a eighteen year old Jewish girl who attends the Savannah College of Art and Design in Savannah, Georgia and hates math. She has become bitter and jaded after working for minimum wage at a multiplex and is a pro at identifying dog breeds (however, she thinks that golden retrievers are “overrated”). She has seen Elton John in concert, owns a “Firetruck in Action” calender, and hates the beach due to a fear of sharks.

JOSH is a eighteen year old Buddhist boy who attends Columbia University in New York City and is often mistaken for a female on the phone. He has a 5.0 GPA and got sorta-fired from his first job. He is an avid crocheter and hypnotized himself to learn French quickly. He once went to a Halloween party as Uma Thurman from Kill Bill, and takes “genius pills” that his mom gives him.

ELAINE and JOSH run this blog. They met in their eighth grade yearbook class at their San Diego middle school and became fast friends. They now attend separate colleges that are across the country from their suburban California homes (in the great community known as Scripps Ranch), and use this blog as another medium to keep in touch. Back home in the Ranch, the two like to plan parties, discuss NC-17 rated movies, and talk about various community service leaders. Among their frequent hangoutsĀ  areĀ  Santana’s Mexican Grill, Coffee Bean and Yogurt Heaven. They tend to go through phases with everything, including friends, means of self-expression (YouTube, this blog, choreography, etc.), and favorite celebrities; however, Britney Spears remains a relative constant.

1 Response to “About Elaine and Josh”


  1. 1 Carl George February 3, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    You totally forgot your visual consultant and all around grunt man! Hahahaha. I just do whatever whenever for you guys.


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Elaine’s Tweets

  • Leaving for Savannah today! I don't know how, but somehow I got in first class! I'm never flying coach again! || tweeted 1 hour ago
  • Motherfucker. I miss my goddamn best friend already. || tweeted 11 hours ago
  • @joshlin1 I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight because all I can think about is Brit in her Cristal Conners bra standing in the rain! || tweeted 2 days ago
  • FINALLY. Season 2, episode 4 of OZ. Enter Christopher Meloni. || tweeted 3 days ago
  • It is six AM and I have just returned from a night filled with strippers and gossip. || tweeted 5 days ago

Josh’s Tweets

  • ComSurge was named local minority business of the year and received certificates from 2 senators, 5 CA assemblymen, and 3 CA senators! Woot! || tweeted 1 week ago
  • This many people in a single JetBlue terminal must violate some fire code. || tweeted 1 week ago
  • I was just semi-raped by my French final. Maybe I won't be a French major afterall... || tweeted 1 week ago
  • #titlesthatcanbeporn Space Jam (starring Michael Jordan). || tweeted 1 week ago
  • THE PIGEONS... they won't stop attacking my window! || tweeted 1 week ago

Contact Elaine and Josh!

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Elaine and Josh:

jepartyservice@gmail.com

Elaine:

elgray21@student.scad.edu

Josh:

jl3456@columbia.edu